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A Twisted Christmas Classic: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

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You can cozy up with some egg nog for this one (though it’s quick), but don’t let the kids see this twisted Christmas classic. Bluebeards Original presents Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, how it should have been.


Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?


Santa, please!


You know, Santa: you’ve been a real a-hole to me right up till now. Good luck!


So long, sucka!


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