You can cozy up with some egg nog for this one (though it’s quick), but don’t let the kids see this twisted Christmas classic. Bluebeards Original presents Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, how it should have been.
Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?
You know, Santa: you’ve been a real a-hole to me right up till now. Good luck!
So long, sucka!
Wha— what just happened?