1. NO ONE EVER HAD TO PUT TOILET PAPER ON HIS FACE BECAUSE HIS BEARD GREW TOO MUCH
Nothing’s less charismatic than blood seeping out of a dozen tiny nicks across your face and neck, except tiny bits of toilet paper stuck all over. Even if new beard growth gets a little prickly, it’s never cut anyone. And you can always soften it with a little Beard Saver.
2. SAVE MONEY ON SUNSCREEN
You’re already halfway there, at least where your face is concerned. Your facial hair can block those harmful UV rays, protecting you not only from sunburn but potentially from skin cancer as well. But don’t worry: if you’re missing the moisturizer,we’ve still got you covered.
3. NEVER LOSE ANOTHER SCARF
The bus driver isn’t adding another scarf to his collection this time, because this one is growing out of your face. It’ll help block the wind and keep out the cold, and you’re guaranteed to never forget it anywhere. For an added bonus, no one’s going to have one quite like yours. So treat it right with a Beard Trio, perhaps?
4. GET EXTRA TIME ANY TIME YOU HAVE TO ANSWER A QUESTION
If they’re not flat out terrified by your manly mane, people will assume you’re more thoughtful and give greater weight to just about anything you say. The trick is to look off into the distance, squinting slightly, and slowly stroking your beard or smoothing your mustache. Even if you give the vaguest answer, they’ll likely walk away trying to unravel your profundity.
Got all that? Beards don’t cut you, they protect your skin, they keep you warm, and they make you look like a philosopher. Sowhat are you waiting for?
Don’t shave it. Maintain it.
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