8 Movie Characters Who Needed Some Beard Wash

Here are eight movie characters whose beards could use a wash, a trim or a little care.

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump. All that running out in the elements, and you know the dude wasn’t showering.

Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding in Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses. Aside from the blood and spittle, this guy’s beard had to be accumulating lots of face paint.

Making the list for the second time, it’s Tom Hanks as Chuck Noland in Cast Away. Because obviously.

Chris Hemsworth as Thor in the Marvel movies. Maybe if he had a little Beard Saver he’d be able to let it grow into a beard worthy of a Norse god.

All of the dwarves in the Hobbit movies. The way they eat and drink you know there’s half a meal hiding in each of their beards.

Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan in Flash Gordon. Flying around up there, the bird men must be catching bugs like crazy.

Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws, because no one wants a beard that smells like chum.

Robert Carlyle in Ravenous. If you’re going to be a cannibal, the least you can do is clean up when you’re done.

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